Email: malhelamail@protonmail.com
Phone number: Coming soon, probably.

"Why should I contact you?"
I'm incredibly insightful and funny.

"Why do you want us to contact you?"
I've maxed out my communication potential with real life people.

"What can we talk about?"
Anything. Tell me about yourself, ask me questions, etc.

"How soon will you respond?"
Anything between a couple of hours to a few days.

"Oh boy, oh boy, I get to email David Wolfe!!!"
- Somebody, out there, probably.